Bite, suck, feed.
Bite, suck, feed.
Welcome to the world of my friend—
The Incorrigible Mosquetty.
He hovers and hovers
Always looking to uncover
His vampirish fangs
And dig them deep under my skin
I tell him, go away, you sucker
But he wouldn’t listen
He would be much rather
An awful itch
A pain in my fins.
I need to eat too, he says,
Such a matter of fact as always
Is Mr Incorrigible Mosquetty
Go feed somewhere else, is all I have to say
To all fiendish blood sucking monstors
Most of all, to the little mosquetty.
Now you will be thinking
She has got it all wrong
The blood sucking mosquito
Is a she and not a he.
I am sorry mister
But I beg to differ
All the mosquetties in my world
Are definitely a he!